Showing posts with label Payback Enterprises. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Payback Enterprises. Show all posts

23 June 2011

Sunshine and Death: Aftermath

The bombing mission had made worldwide news. Ivan, now "Crazy Ivan", had fundamentally changed the way Mexico viewed the US. They'd decided that "war on drugs" was a losing proposition, and had formally declared War on the United States. Which, amusingly, consisted of posting half of a division on the border, split between Tijuana, Nogales, and some shithole in Texas. Every couple weeks, they'd shoot at, and miss, some of the Guardsmen assinged to "drug interdiction" work, who would dive for the dirt, complain about their ROE, then go back to the base.
When it hit the papers, though, a bunch of congressmen had decided that if this was the "War on Drugs" that they'd been promoting all those years, it smelled to much like real war, and the assholes legalized pot. Since the Mexican cartels were only traffickers of coke and heroine, and not producers of illegal drugs, we lost our contract.
The CIA spook cited some technicality about "excessive force" (which pleased everyone in PBE) and canceled the contract, which we thought was totally unfair. We downsized the Arizona base, bringing staffing down to just a few new guys and some drones. We'd keep it open for business, but only as a training base. It wasn't going to make us money anymore. Those of us assigned to combat duties went back to Florida.
Crazy Ivan decided that he wanted to keep killing cartel members, so he took his paycheck, reinstalled the MAFFS unit, filled that thing with gasoline, and started firebombing coca fields in Colombia. It worked for a week or two, then his plane exploded in midair. That incident also made the papers, and some commie asshole in Venezuela worked out a deal wherein the Colombians would accept VZ help in the same manner the old Soviet satellite countries accepted Soviet help.
Six weeks after the bombing mission, a man arrived from India, with a briefcase full of gold and a contract to start a war.

Sunshine and Death (Part Eight)

A modern shoulder-launched missile can reach out as far as 25 kilometers if the shooter can see the target. It also leaves a quite visible trail back to the shooter's location, not that the outskirts of Hermosillo had all that many places to fire such a weapon. As I turned towards the city, we saw a green pickup speeding away from a taller building that was roughly where the guy who saw the missile said it came from.
"Ok, let's kill that truck, and see if anything else shoots at us." I snarled.
"Got it!" came the reply from the back.
I dropped down to roughly the level of the tallest building I saw, hoping that would prevent too many people from being able to shoot at us. They obviously spent some money on missiles, I didn't want to risk getting hit with a SAM. The driver was trying to go down side streets to dodge us, but the buildings weren't tall enough for him to lose us. The guy in the back was shooting back, something small and one-handed. I didn't care what he had, we had more.
"Fire as you bear, gentlemen!"
I love those old naval terms.
Just as the truck reached a particularly wide intersection, I stood the plane up on its left wing and drifted slightly to the right, and the three men sitting on that side of the aircraft held their triggers down. Three streams of lead stitched pockmarks into the street, then into the vehicle, which suddenly swerved and slammed into the corner of a large adobe building.
The side door opened, and a man slumped out of the truck, but he was down. One of the troopers had reloaded, and a second burst went into the cab. They were dead, no doubts about it.
By the time we got back to the base, we all wanted blood, and now we knew that only only were the drugs being stashed in the cities, but the cartels had spent money on weapons that posed a serious threat to us. Intel was providing us with nothing worthwhile, and how they couldn't find drugs in Mexico was beyond the grasp of anyone who was in harms way.
Ivan, who'd recently gotten his contract signed, was in a particular foul mood.
"Fuck! Is bullshit! I go fix problem!" He finally yelled. "I need barrels!"
"Barrels of what?" One of the troopers asked.
"Fuel. Time for bombing raid!"
The entire room went silent, and men who'd seen it all had blank stares.
"Uh...what?" Athanasius asked. "What, exactly, are we going to be bombing?"
"Drug cartel owns city, we find warehouse in city, blow it to hell. Next day, we find fancy house of cartel Don, blow it to hell. Next day, we find power plant, blow it to hell. Eventually, no cartel."
Well. I'm rather embarrased that I didn't think of that. This is certainly an option we hadn't thought of. Should work, too.
18 hours later, the MAFFS had been unloaded, and three dozen 55-gallon drums had been filled with gasoline from, wired with detonators, and loaded into the back of the C-130. Our plan was to fly to the towns industrial district, line up with the railroad and kick barrels out the back at one-second intervals. We weren't even going to bother waiting for night to fall, we'd hit them at noon.
I volunteered to help with the mission. I had more experience with timing jumps than Ivan did, and that sort of experience would somewhat translate to timing bomb drops. Also, I'd just gotten a video camera, and wanted to make sure we got what would certainly be a glorious serious of explosions on video.
Ivan was flying the mission, I had the right-hand seat. He'd been giving me some basics on multi-engine flying, but I wasn't ready to take over yet. I'd head to the back when we were over the target, then fly the return route.
A flight in is a flight in. Most of them are pretty boring. This new guy, Talbot, was arming the detonators, he'd done some demo work while he was in the military, and had volunteered to arm the weapons while we were in flight. Not a job I'd want, but it's not like it was safe to be in the same time zone as those things anyways.
At three minutes out, Ivan opened up the back doors, and the desert streaked past in shades of brown. Then we were over the city, the green light went on, and barrels started being rolled out the back. I'm not going to lie, it was amazing, and the hi-res video camera I had did an amazing job of catching the details. The barrels were all gone in less than a minute, and the entire warehouse district seemed to be on fire.
Cause fuck you, Michael Bay.
"Hang on back there, time to turn for home!"
We barely had time to grab the nearest piece of crash webbing before the plane made a hard right turn, and we zoomed north over the city on our way home. I started to make my way back to the cockpit when I heard someone fire a burst out of a side door. I didn't have my rifle on me, so ran to the guy who was shooting, hoping to see if there was a threat that needed to be dealt with.
"What are you shooting at?"
It was the guy who'd thought his prior service had made him worthy of the right-hand seat.
"Oh, hey there, General-sir. Fuckin' Mexicans, man. They're all in on it!"
Another burst out the door. I hadn't seen return fire.
"Who the fuck are you shooting at?"
My hand went to my sidearm.
"Haha! There's one of them!"
A short burst from his weapon hit a lady who was hanging laundry on a rooftop. She spun like a top, then collapsed.
"My God, what the fuck is wrong with you?!"
He glanced back at me, slightly lowering the rifle. I didn't like what I saw in his eyes. It wasn't human so much as it was...wild.
"The whole country's in on it, man! They're all making money off the drugs, so let's waste them all!"
I saw a group of kids playing soccer in a field, and he started to raise the rifle. The corner of his mouth twitched into a smile, then a look of shock crossed his face as a bullet from my 1911 hit him under his armpit, smashing first one lung, then his heart, then the other lung.
"Vendimus mortem" I snarled as I reholstered my pistol. I grabbed his vest with one hand, his belt with another, and threw him out of the plane. "Rest in peace."

Sunshine and Death (Part Seven)

PanamaJack had been having one of THOSE days. Aside from being stuck with a pair of FNGs, the folks who ran the shipping and receiving department at the Chateau had misplaced his most recent order of tobacco products. He'd been out of cigars for two days, and was alternating between wanting to murder someone and wanting to murder everyone. When his turret gunner, a new guy named Rimfire Lincoln, sent a long .50-cal burst into a cluster of trees a half-click off, he snapped.
"What the fuck! Are you fucking retarded? Why did you shoot that tree?"
"I saw somethin'!" The kid shouted. "There's something in there, I saw the reflection!"
"OK, we'll check it out, but if you just wasted some hippies, I swear to fuck you're going to be walking home."
As the truck drew near, the nearest tree started to shake, fell over, and a small SUV dragging camo netting took off across the desert, quickly followed by two more.
Well, would you look at that? PanamaJack thought. "Looks like we get paid today! Get after him!"
"Yee-haw!" one of the new guys shouted over the radio.
Evoking all the best parts of an old western, a Humvee full of hollering mercs started chasing across the desert after a trio of SUVs full of contrabandistos, guns a-blazin'. The cartel men, trying to hang out the window and shoot at the mercs, were unable to slow the vehicle down, and Rimfire, trying to see through the dust and being new to the ways of war, couldn't see well enough to aim his weapon properly, but was shooting anyways.
"Soren, PJ. We flushed a group of hidden jeeps near Hermosillo. We're trying to get them before they make it into the city!"
I hope that flying asshole makes it in time. PanamaJack thought. Or we're going right into the city after them. We're not going to lose these guys, and we'll follow them right to their goddamned front door if we have to.
"Ammo! I need more ammo!" Rimfire yelled.
"What the fuck, man. Did you even hit the guy?" Seraph yelled at him. "Wait until you can at least see the fucker, new guy!"
"What? I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome this machine gun is!" Rimfire replied.
"If he survives this, I'm going to kill him" Seraph muttered.
"Soren, it's getting close, how far away are you?" PanamaJack asked over the radio.
"Not far. A minute out, " came the reply. "We'll kill the first vehicle, then work our way back."
"How original!"
"Yeah, fuck you too."
As the first rounds shredded the lead vehicle, PanamaJack noted that the cartel men had stopped shooting back, and idly wondered if they were out of ammo. Then, out in the distance, he saw the white streak of a missile being launched, and slammed on the brakes.
SAM? Where's it going?
"Troopers! IT'S A JAVELIN!"
Then the missile hit the apex of it's arc, and he started yelling at the troopers to get out. Four PBE troopers bailed out of a perfectly good truck, and started running for cover. Rimfire Lincoln, happy to finally have a decent shot at the retreating vehicles, never saw the missile coming.
It hit the humvee just in the grill, just below the hood. As the missile detonated, the initial charge ripped the hood off and sent a spray of hot metal into the windscreen of the truck, the gunner's shield, and the gunner. Then the second portion of the warhead, designed to penetrate Soviet-model tanks, detonated, and a blast-focused jet of hot copper obliterated the engine.
Rimfire collapsed into the now-smoldering vehicle, and Seraph sprinted towards the truck to get him out.
"Soren! Kill that launcher!"
"On it! Casualties?"
"One, the new guy Rimfire. It's bad."
"Fuck. We'll be back for him as soon as it's safe."

Sunshine and Death (Part Six)

War.
Another day, another briefing, another list of targets we can't find, and another list of places we can't search.
"HM, why the fuck are you wasting our time in the desert again? We know the shit's in the cities, and we know they're in there, hiding from us. Can't we go waste them and be done with it?"
Everyone who'd been with the company for more than a month dove for the floor. The FNG was saying what most of us were thinking, but we didn't want to get in the way of a bullet.
"Because, fucktard, we don't have intel on where in the fucking cities the drugs are, and we're not in the business of wasting money doing cop work. Intel is working on it, and for now, time is on our side. We will find the right building, but we don't have the ability, for now, to hold down the city while we go door-to-door," PanamaJack said. His team had been out in the field more than most, and had turned up a lot of intel, but "They're in Victoria de Durango" is not a precise enough statement to launch an operation on. "Now, shut the fuck up before you get someone killed."
HM was up at the front of the theater laughing.
"Yeah, pretty much. Soren, you're in the air again today, but you're doing overwatch on that little gulf between Baja and the rest of Dustico. Take a jump team...fuck it. Who wants to fly with Soren today?"
Way too many of the new guys raised their hands, but a few of the veterans were bored and raised their hands as well.
"OK, Possum, take a squad of new guys and get them some field time. Do try to bring them all back this time. The rest of you...split into your usual teams and go blow something up."
War never changes.
Another day, another flight, another group of FNGs that will bug the shit out of me.
Fifteen minutes later, as I'm running a magneto check on the engine, one of them monkeyed his way into the right-hand seat.
"What."
"Oh, hey, General-sir, I just wanted to introduce myself, my name's..."
"of zero fucking interest to me."
"Hey man, before I got here, I was in the.."
"Get. The. Fuck. Out. Of the cockpit before I crash the plane just to piss you off."
My icy-death voice was getting better, the guy scrambled back to the cargo hold faster than I thought possible. It's not that I don't care for these guys, but I don't let a single thing come between me and my job proficiency any more than the shooters would stop and talk to kids in the middle of a firefight.
Throttle up, brakes off, watch the gauges, stick back, check gauges, retract flaps, check gauges, radio the tower...the deadly monotony of flight in a combat zone always feels the same, yet the danger is always there. One mistake, one thing I don't notice going wrong, and everyone's dead. The shooters have the same problems, but Bushwacker and Echo0sierra are miracle workers when it comes to patching their mistakes up.
I flew to the first waypoint, then dropped to the deck and flew a short path over Mexico and out over the Gulf of California. It was going to be a wonderful day of swooping low over any boat we saw, hoping to see one that just happened to have a bunch of pallets marked "COCAINE" in bright letters openly sitting on the deck.
The radio crackled. PJ's voice, more excited than usual.
"Soren, PJ. We flushed a group of hidden jeeps near Hermosillo. We're trying to get them before they make it into the city!"
"Gimme coords, dude! I'm on the way!"
Within seconds I had a flight path. We'd intercept them about 15 miles shy of the city, and the troopers in the back could waste them from the air. While PJ's team was having a grand old time playing cowboys and indians down in the desert. I could hear Panama and Seraph laughing over the radio, apparently the desert was too rough for them to hit anything during the chase, and some FNG was up in the turret eating dust. I got there 20 minutes of flight later. It's funny how long firefights can last when no one can line up a shot.
"Oh, merry men! Three vehicles, 12 miles to the city, 10 minutes to fight. Kill the fuck out of the lead vehicle first, then go to the second."
A mixed chorus of cheers and groans came from the back. The guys on the right side had the first pass, then the guys on the left would get a chance as I started orbiting the fight.
The first pass went well. The right-hand guys had a pair of SAWs, so the lead vehicle ate a few hundred rounds of ammo and came to an abrupt halt. I started to pull into a hard left turn to get into orbit when one of the gunners started yelling.
"SAM! SAM! SAM!"
What the fuck?
And if war has a single constant, it's that no stalemate is permanent.
"Call that shit out, where's it headed?"
"It's gaining altitude, headed right for us! Pull left!"
I pulled left as hard as I could, praying that the wings wouldn't fall off the airplane, that no one would fall out, that the missle would lose us, and that I could keep everyone alive for at least one more day. As I came around and got my eyes on the missile, I realized that it was still gaining altitude.
Cruise missile? I briefly wondered, then the horror of the situation hit me.
"Troopers! IT'S A JAVELIN!!"

Sunshine and Death (Part Five)

As we all left the theater, the team leaders and I walked over to Maxi's garage. They had to check out what they'd be working with, and I figured that since I'd be flying supplies out to them, I'd better know what to expect. Major Maxillary's a weird cat. He's got a grin that's about two miles wide and NEVER leaves his face. He'll be under an engine, covered in mechanical fluids from head to toe, and that grin is still there. It's unsettling, to say the least, but if you want a car upgraded, he's the guy to talk to. He's a mechanical genius.
HM had told him to make five uparmored SUVs that would be able to hold four guys, resist medium-caliber fire, drive for three days days on the onboard fuel. The first four were flat tan Humvees. He'd taken the original military version, worked his magic under the hood, then found a beautiful desert-colored paint that barely showed up from 200 feet in the air. Apparently, even after the armor job, they handled quite well. The Long Range Desert Group would have sold their souls for these vehicles back in the day.
The fifth was an abomination unto the LORD. He'd taken a Humvee, cut it in half, then stretched it out into a limosuine and lifted it. By my guess, it was well over 30 feet long and eight feet tall. It had two roof ports for mounted heavy machine guns, could resist fire from a Mosin-Nagant rifle at point-blank range, had enough fuel onboard to drive for a week, enough space for ten men, with gear, and a GPS/Comms sweet that looked like it belonged on an AWACS. It would have been the greatest vehicle ever driven into a war zone...but it was yellow.
Oh, I wish I could say that it was some sort of subdued-desert-sand yellow, but no, this thing was the brightest shade of Canary Yellow that I'd ever seen at a car show. It glowed in the shade, the damn thing was so bright. Not only that, all the trim had been done in black. It looked kinda like a 30-foot-long wasp.
We all just kinda stood there, not sure what to make of it.
"Well, it'll be easy to see from the air, that's for damn sure," I said.
"I could set up a clean room and do surgery in that fuckin' thing" Bushwacker added.
"They'll never know what the fuck just hit them when we show up in that," Kain quipped.
"Maxi, it's perfect. I decree that anyone assigned to this vehicle must wear a top hat while in it," Hotaru Maniac stated with certainty. "Wonderful work."
That was all it took, and we suddenly realized just how perfect it was. And in a way, it was a perfect vehicle for what we were doing. It would take a pounding, and fit the personality of the company to perfection. We were not trying to compete with WhiteDirt for the title of Most Professional Kill Squad, we were simply out to make a name for ourselves as ourselves.
Three days of planning later, the teams had been assembled. PanamaJack, Gravspec, Kain, and Possum each had their own, while a fifth, larger team had been assembled under Balci's command to fit the limo's new role as a C3 and reinforcement vehicle.
Our MO was simple. The teams would leave at dusk, drive two or three hours into Mexico to a site that satellite or mini-drone imaging had suggested might be a pot farm or cartel house, investigate with extreme prejudice, then travel to another site a hundred or so miles away and repeat the process. It worked well enough to become a routine thing, and pretty soon guys who weren't even in grunt contracts were taking "The Tour", as it was starting to become called.
Mexico just wasn't big enough for drug runners to travel down the highways and not be seen by the myriad of drones we had up , and after a month, everything and everyone on them within 300 miles of the border had been shredded, yet the drugs were being made further south than the troopers could go without supply drops. my biplane simply couldn't carry enough weight to handle bringing them fuel, ammo, and supplies in a large enough quantity to take them to where the drugs were coming from. The orders soon came down to start spreading the word that we were looking for a real cargo plane, something that could handle supply runs.
Two weeks later, an old C-130 painted in US Forest Service colors lands on the runway. We weren't expecting it.
"I have landed. Where is tower?" The voice said in a thick Russian accent.
We didn't have a tower per se, having only two aircraft, so our secretary normally handled radio work.
"Sir, you've landed on a private runway. We'll send someone to help you find your way to a public airport," She said. "Stand by, they're on their way."
"My name is Ivan. This is Payback Enterprise base, da?"
There are better ways to get our attention than to land on our airfield with no warning and ask if it's us. Our Arizona base looks enough like an airport that lost pilots land on it on a weekly basis. An unmarked car will drive out to them, and someone not wearing a PBE polo will check their maps and help them out in getting to where they need to be. This guy, by naming us, earned a hot reception, and within minutes every rifle at our base was pointed at him.
HM, this time wearing a pink dress, walked out on the tarmac. "Get the fuck out of that plane before we kill you!"
The back hatch opened.
Beer cans rolled out.
Followed by a small black man clad in track pants and shoes.
"Shit!" We heard the man say. "Is hot out here!"
To say we were laughing at this point wouldn't cover it. We'd been stressed-out and on full alert for so long that the utter absurdity of the situation was simply too much. The entire welcoming party was laughing to the point of tears, much to the chagrin of the pilot, who simply refused to drop the accent or admit his name wasn't Ivan.
The plane turned out to be a c-130E model with the MAFFS tanks for wilderness firefighting already installed. No one really wanted to knoww where it came from, but our mechanics promised that they could convert it to a mobile gas station without much trouble at all. The Long Range Desert Group would have sold their souls to have our logistics. With the additional capability that the C-130 afforded us, our teams could roam anywhere in Mexico that wasn't inside the cities.
Within another three months, the cross-border drug trade had dropped another 37%. Human trafficking was down 91% from when we started work, and the Coast Guard was reporting a 287% increase in ocean-based drug smuggling. Which wasn't even our problem, as we saw it.
If the original YouTube video had made us infamous, our sustained campaign and lethal efficiency had made us famous. The Mexican government was screaming at the US gov't to stop us, and the US gov't was officially telling us to knock it off, but unofficially paying us. It was working great, and for the first time ever, we actually had full selection classes stacked up and waiting. Apparently, a large portion of the US population appreciated our stance on the drug trade, and since we started working, the level of day-to-day violence in Mexico had gone down somewhat.
While various groups of assholes had tried to "militia up" the border before, they now saw that the best way to do that was to join PBE. For the first time since we'd started, full selection cycles were a regular thing. It was a very good situation for the guys at the Chateau, indeed, and new graduates were starting to trickle out to the base in Arizona.

Sunshine and Death (Part Four)

What we hadn't prepared for and had no way to predict was that we'd be filmed in action. 18 hours after we'd wiped out the kill squad, an email landed in HM's inbox, and a half-million others, that had a link to a video. The cartel squad had laid a trap for us, and had filmed their entire operation, from their first shots until we'd taken off to go back home. It was shot in good-quality infrared, and had everything: Paratroopers landing, the biplane circling and trashing vehicles, and PBE troopers going from body to body making sure the kill squad was dead.
That would have been bad enough, but it also went to various news outlets and gov't agencies. The news agencies immediately and predictably thought that the US Marine Corps was sending a US Navy SFOD-A team to wipe out suit-wearing Mexican stock traders.
The DEA knew it wasn't them, realized that we were why they'd been losing bribe money, and called the ATF. The ATF lost their shit when they saw the video of us wiping out a tactical team with automatic weapons fire, and called both the FBI and various Senators. The Senators called press conferences, while the FBI assigned a large team of agents to start collating all the rumors they'd picked up over the previous six months about an "elite paramilitary organization" operating in the area, then called a caterer for the local field office's field team. The CIA operatives working in the DEA, ATF, FBI, and the Legislature called their bossess, who turned down the lights, put in their earpieces, and adjusted their ties, then called us on our FOB's unlisted land line.
The Central Intelligence Agency. The C. I. Motherfuckin' A. They're elitists, they have absolutely no concept of right and wrong, they can't be trusted to not stab everyone involved in both sides in the back, and they're the absolute definition of an anachronistic organization. While the FBI gets bogged down in public-relations productions like chasing down Anonymous and high-profile serial killer cases, the CIA has never much cared about their image, and is probably the only agency left that's still obsessed with their original mission: Quietly kill as many people as possible in the name of Protecting America, Fuck Yeah.
So naturally, while the shit was hitting every fan from Los Angeles to New York, the CIA watched the video a few times, realized that they'd get rid of us faster by paying us to wipe out a Mexican cartel, and decided to work with us.
31 hours after we'd returned from our failed attempt to rescue the rancher, a Lear jet landed on our runway. It hadn't told us it was incoming, and everyone who could walk grabbed a rifle. Even the Boss had grabbed a rifle to greet the plane. When only one man got off, wearing a white T-shirt and a flak vest, the Boss strode out to meet the man in true PBE style, wearing his finest top hat...and nothing else. No one was going to tell HM to put clothes on when he had a weapon on him.
I was impressed with the Langley cat, he didn't even blink. He obviously knew to expect a large amount of weirdness, and after few quiet words with HM, they walked into HM's office. Ten minutes later, both of them walked out, and HM called us all into the theater.
"OK, that was the called we'd been waiting for. Agent Smith of the CIA has just handed us a contract to go South across the border to begin anti-cartel operations in Mexico. We're being paid by the US government now, but we're still not officially working for them, which gives us a lot of freedom in how we do things, and a lot of room for them to cut us loose if things go bad.
"We start in three days, Major Max and the vehicle teams have been working on refitting some vehicles for long-range recon into Mexico. You'll be taking those and doing basically the same thing the SAS did in Africa. We'll do resupply work from here, and your jobs will basically to kill everything with two legs and a weapon, no questions. All available intel says that the only folks with weapons are the guys working for one of the cartels, so they're all legal targets.
"Officially, you're not trying to start a war, so there's no point in trying to take ground. Kill cartel members, burn the drugs, steal everything else. You have your orders, get to it. Vendimus Mortem!"
"FUCK YOUR SHIT!!" we all yelled back.

Sunshine and Death (Part Three)

Southern Arizona was at that time a very empty place, no one who wanted out was still there, and no one who wanted to stay was considered to be a civilian. The few folks who were still flying American flags in the area slept in shifts and shot at anything that moved, which suited us just fine. As far as we were concerned, anyone who shot in the same direction we were shooting was a friend, and it was a pretty common attitude.
It didn't take long before the local holdouts were reaching out to us, and it was easy to come to a mutually beneficial arrangement. We'd spend a day or two at some guy's ranch, and in exchange for beds, water, and intel on movement, we'd provide security while we were there and promise a QRF if they got in trouble when we weren't. Deep down, we all knew the ranchers were getting in over their heads, and that it was going to end badly for most of them, but sometimes the only way to fight a dragon is to lure him out of his lair.
For the first several months, things went pretty well. The cartels were a little slow to react to us since cell comms were spotty, and they didn't have the radar capability to catch me flying above visible range, so they didn't realize what was wiping out their shipments. When we first got there, a shipment of drugs would come in a single SUV, which is ridiculously easy to kill with small arms fire. Then they started sending armed escort vehicles, technicals in the Arab fashion, but those are even easier to kill.
The cartels were losing large numbers of men, and the only thing we left in the kill zones were corpses, shell casings, and burned cars containing burned drugs. It wasn't a popular move, a lot of our men thought taking and reselling the drugs would make us more money, but the command decision was that if we burned the drugs, the locals would support us instead of seeing us as simply another cartel, even if we were every bit as murderous as the cartels.
Partly due to our "no survivors" policy, and partly due to the fact that we were loved by the ranchers, things were mostly kept out of the press. Vigilantism had been a growing trend on the border for years, but it was being kept very low-key, and we certainly played on that as much as we could. We knew it was only a matter of time before it hit the press, but we also knew that the moment it happened, if things didn't go perfectly, we were going to become wanted outlaws in minutes.
We'd been there less than six months when the first rancher got hit. We got a frantic radio call at about 0200 from this crotchety old bastard that always gave us shit when we stopped by to check on him, letting us know that some cartel boys were shooting up his house. He told us he'd be returning fire, but said he didn't know how long he could hold out against them.
It was the fastest we'd ever been in the air. Most of the shooters were still putting on their clothes when I got us into the bird, and it was a very tense thirty-minute flight to the drop zone. I red-lined the engines, and hit the green light the instant we hit the drop zone a half-mile short of the ranch house. Low-altitude drops are never the sort of thing we like to do at night, but we're good at it. All eight men got out in less than 30 seconds, and I throttled the engine back until the warning lights went out, then pulled in a slow port turn that would have us orbitting the firefight.
By the time the shooters had landed and formed up, I'd gotten a good look at what was going on, and what I saw was not comforting. There were four SUVs of some kind, and one technical with something really big mounted to the trunk. While that was bad, and would make short work of anyone inside, what really bothered me was the guy with the RPG who was slowly demolishing the house and had already started a fire in one corner of it.
Anyone involved with night operations has a love/hate relationship with light. We've gotta have it to see what we're shooting at, but we don't ever want to look at it, or anything that's lit up too brightly, or we're going to miss a guy who's hiding in the shadows. Our guys know that by heart, and were sneaking up behind men not only lit up by a burning house, but watching it intently. Not only would we have the element of surprise, they wouldn't be able to see us when they turned around.
"OK, Shooters, we've got four SUVs full of bad guys, at least one has an RPG. The house is on fire, so we've got a time limit, but they're also real easy to see in the light. Gravspec, grab your machinegun and kill those vehicles, technical first, then try to find the fucker with the RPG. Swissguy, you take the first shot, then give us the signal to kill."
The guy with the RPG was the first to go. He stepped out into the open to avoid backblasting any of his own guys, and Swissguy put a rifle round into the back of his head and started shouting "GO, GO, GO" into his radio. Gravspec took the cue and started pouring fire into the vehicles, and the rest of the grounded shooters immediately followed suit.
The cartel shooters reacted faster and more intelligently than I would have expected, but they simply never had a chance. Caught between the house, PBE's grunts, and CAS support from the sky, and unable to see us because they'd been watching a fire, they went down in less than five minutes. As soon as the last cartel shooter went down, Kain busted into the house to get the rancher and his family out.
We got them out, but we were too late to save them. The smoke had been too thick, and since they were stuck inside by the firefight, they'd been unable to breathe. The rancher and his wife were in their 70s, and hadn't been in the best of health before the fight. The combination of combat stress and massive amounts of smoke inhalation had simply been too much.
I put the plane down on the access road and ran in to help with cleanup. We got the cartel squad piled into their cars, lit them on fire, and threw the weapons into the plane. The bodies of the rancher and his wife were carried into the plane, we weren't going to leave them there for the coyotes.
Our flight back was one of the saddest flights I've ever been on. The man had called us for help, and we had failed to get there in time. We'd let him down, and he and his family had died because of it. By the time we landed, no one was in a mood for a debriefing, so HM let us get some rack time. There wasn't much to say anyways, and we all knew that no matter how quietly we'd kept things so far, that part of the game was over.

Sunshine and Death (Part Two)

There were three of us left. Three, 3, tres, drei, troi, THREE. That's how brutal selection was. Out of the fifty men that started selection in our group, 23 were dead, 24 had quit, and there were only three of us left. The other group must have had it easy, they had four guys left. To this day, I don't know how we made it through, it was simply the most grueling experience I'd ever been through. I've heard that if you debate quitting during selection for other elite groups, like the SEALs and shit, your mind will eventually decide that quitting is worth it. In ours, quitting didn't necessarily mean survival, and everyone was debating it constantly.
Anyways, the three of us were sitting in the infirmary a few days after selection, and HM walked up to us and handed us each our first paycheck. I'd never made that much in a year, and I'd only been in PBE for six months at the time.
"That's for making it through. Once you actually start work, that will get bigger, and once you start learning something usefull, it will keep getting bigger. I pay for what I want, and I get what I pay for. Remember that, it will benefit you...or cost you dearly."
I was only in the infirmary for a week, and then I was taught to shoot, move, and communicate. I made the mistake of remarking to the cadre that I was a pilot, not a shooter only once. Within ten minutes, a crate of 2,000 rounds of ammunition was sitting next to me, unboxed, and the cadre informed me that I was to shoot, move, and communicate until it was all gone, even if I was shooting, moving, and communicating alone and in the darkness. That's just how PBE works, though. Every mistake is punished by more training, and in our fashion, you never forget the lesson. Things that start as punishment become muscle memory.
I finally got an aircraft three months after selection was over. It was, for lack of a better term, a flying junkyard. Well, slightly worse than that, the thing was a antique flying junkyard. I shit you not, it was an An-2, a single-engine biplane that was built in the 1960s. HM told me that it was going to be our jump and transport bird for the shooters, and I remarked that he must have stolen it from a skydiving company.
"Well, something like that. You can make this work, right?"
HM's questions were always meant to be answered in the affirmative. He never gave anyone with less than several years in the company what they actually asked for, he'd always give them not quite enough. No one asked why, we all kinda knew the answer. HM believed that everything was training, either good habits or bad habits, and "making do with what ya got" is a good way to instill good habits.
It was a full six months after selection until we got our first contract. Fuck if I ever figured out how we were being funded during that time. We were doing something related to training six days a week, with not a single week off. It had to have cost a small fortune, but by the end of it, we were pushing the limits of human capability. I never caught a fly with chopsticks, but inside my cockpit, I could literally push any button I needed to with my eyes closed, and I could fly the plane with fireworks going off on the copilot's seat.
By the way, HM thought that one was fucking hilarious. I was supposed to spend the day giving lifts to a group of jump troopers, but right as I started the takeoff roll on the third round, someone pushed a button, and a remote set off one of those 16,000-count rolls of ladyfingers. Those things went off for ten full minutes, smoke filled the entire plane, my eyes were watering so bad I could barely see, I had numerous minor burns, and my ears rang for days, and the things I said on the radio once I was airborne earned me my very first fine for an FCC violation.
One day, HM called everyone in to the theater we used as a briefing room. There were 26 of us now, none of whom had done anything since selection and basic training [i]but[/i] various types of training. We were ready to do something real, to actually get to work.
"Gentlemen," he said. "It's time to earn your keep. I'm sure you've all been wondering how and when we're going to start doing jobs, and the answer is Arizona. Shit's gotten so bad down there that we think they'll look the other way if we move in and quietly clean the place up Wild West-style, so that's exactly what we're going to do. We are going to set up small FOBs on the border, we are going to kill everything that comes across, and we are going to take anything and everything that glitters in the sunlight as we do this."

Sunshine and Death (Part One)

I guess I should start at the beginning. We're famous now, everyone knows who Payback Enterprises is. We're the world-famous mercs, and everyone knows what we do. Back then, it was a totally different world. We were broke, we were rookies, and we didn't even have a slick plane to get us out of nasty situations.
The "casting call" was what we called it. Hotaru Maniac posted it, the first time he'd used a picture of Hotaru herself to start a thread in months. He'd been acting wierd for a full year. A single post to start a thread, with a hint that something was being planned, that progress was being made, and that more info would follow. He'd post normally in other threads, as normal as HM ever got, but with those threads, it was always one post, no comments of any kind. It was never specific, not until that day.
That day, it had a set of GPS coordinates in Florida, a date and time two weeks out, and a simple statement that if anyone wanted in, they'd best be there. "Bring your own weapons and gear", the last line said. It was discussed for less than 12 hours, then we packed bags and got in our cars. I don't know how many people thought it was legit, and how many expected to find a sign with "LOL I TROLL U" on a post in the parking lot.
I was living in Idaho at the time. I'd just been divorced, and had lost my position as a missionary pilot because I'd killed eight men. Actually, that was the reason I'd gotten divorced, too. My wife had seen a part of me that she hadn't known about, and couldn't handle it. So when the casting call came, it didn't take much for me to give it a shot.
It took me three days to drive out, the GPS data corresponded to a parking lot in Florida. I got there a day early, and was surprised at how many people were there. There were very few familiar faces, but the wierd part was how many names we all knew. I don't remember who thought of it first, but I know that it was Bushwhacker who first got everyone to stop trying to remember real names, and stick to trips.
I guess I should explain. There was a website I used to hang at. It was full of the usual internet types: fat, lazy, and opinionated, although we did have a pretty solid core of military types. We never really got anything finished, we'd just spend hours raging and complaining about some bullshit someone would find and post. The thing was, we'd been talking about PBE for years. It was always next time, next summer, another couple months. No one ever expected it to happen, it was just our inside joke, our dream of someday being the storybook heroes.
Anyways, so we're all there, and we're finally putting faces and voices to names we'd seen for years. About a hundred of us actually made it all the way. No one was even claiming to be Hotaru Maniac, which in any other situation, someone would have done. Sure, we all knew that HM wasn't the blonde guy in the video, and we all knew that he wasn't likely to really be the character that posted, but we didn't really know what to expect. Hell, we didn't even know how many people to expect. No one had ever seen his face.
That's when a burst of rifle fire shredded Kain's car. He'd been leaning on the hood, too, and a mag dump went right into the engine. He's a big guy, but he jumped a full two feet into the air. The rest of us dove for cover and starting flicking safeties off.
"Ho-lee shit. If I didn't know better, I'd think I just saw the biggest group of suckers on the entire internet. Only, they've all got guns, and they all act like they know each other, so I guess I better call the cops, right?"
I'll admit, I was surprised when I first saw him. It wasn't that he was big or especially scary-looking, he didn't have a facial scar or glowing eyes, he simply looked...normal. He looked like everyone else, albeit more fit. And older, even though some of us were in our thirties at the time.
"Alright, faggots, on your feet. Yes, I am Hotaru Maniac, and yes, you are the first batch of recruits that Payback Enterprises will be training. No, I will not be your only trainer. I won't even be doing most of it, actually, I've got a few friends that will be handling that. Yes, we will be using live ammunition, no, not all of you will survive it. For those of you who are dumb enough to think that this won't be all that bad...you will not survive if you don't take this to be the most serious thing you've ever done.
"Now, follow these men, and have a nice day, gentlemen."

23 April 2011

Back from the Dead

Damnit, I was hoping to get some sleep.
My phone was ringing. I hate it when my phone rings and the sun isn't up, but I don't really have the option of turning it off when I sleep, part of the job of being a PBE employee is that we're technically on call for the duration of our contracts. I looked over at the clock. 0300 local, I was in Madrid, supposedly taking it easy while my leg healed.
"Soren here, what is it?"
"Can you talk freely?"
It was BTDT, one of the few people who can give orders in the company that I actually have to listen to. I don't normally have to deal with "orders", I'm generally just attached to a team of shooters and told to do what they need done, which gives me a pretty large amount of autonomy. Still, if he was calling, it meant this was coming from the top.
"Get your ass back to the Chateau, immediately. Yes, I know you're on leave for the month. We lost a pair of operators in Florida, and we think one is still alive and being held captive. We're going to extract them both, and everyone not currently engaged in combat is coming back."
"They did what? They're actually holding one of ours alive? Do we know who these soon-to-be dying in a painful fashion assholes are?"
Somewhere up in Heaven, or more likely Hell, there's a list of things people have done that were recorded for posterity as notable examples of human stupidity. There's a fairly lengthy list of things people have done that guaranteed their demise, and if taunting the world's most notorious mercenary company wasn't on the list, I'm going to add it when I get there.
"No, we don't, but we have a rough idea where they are, out in the Keys. Frankly, their names don't matter, we'll search their bodies for ID."
"Yeah, we're on our way. We'll be there by...fuck, we'll be there as soon as we can. You'll get our ETA as soon as we get it."
Oh, yeah, I wasn't alone, either. I'd finally snagged a decent girlfriend, one who could actually deal with the hassle of dating a PBE employee, and instead of giving her the ring I'd gotten in Paris while we were in Switzerland next week, I'd be doing something personally violent to some shitstain in the Florida Keys, which is a place that's only romantic to people who've never been outside the US.
Damnit.
I got dressed, threw my gear into my day pack, and walked into the next room and turned on the lights.
"Kahlan, wake up. Rise and shine, darlin', it's time to get to work."
"uh, wha? Soren, it's not even dawn." She mumbled sleepily. "They said you had a month off for your leg to heal? What happened?"
"One of our guys got kidnapped, or so they think. Everyone on the payroll's getting called up."
That woke her up.
"Oh. Oh. Alright then, I'll be ready in five. We're taking a charter?"
"Unless stealing a plane is faster, but we need to get to Florida without stopping for gas, so probably."
You know those guys, the rich executive types, who've got a such a good relationship with some airline that they can hold planes without any reservations, that can just walk into an airport, flash a card, and get a free seat?
Well, PBE is kinda like that, only it's the charter companies that cater to us. A few phone calls later, I had the name of a guy at the airport who had a charter jet that had landed last night, and was supposed to be waiting in town for a few days for some executive type to get his business done.
I bet I'll pay more than the exec does.
Kahlan's good, she was ready in four minutes. We grabbed our stuff and left, the hotel the kind of place that had cabs waiting overnight just in case guests needed to leave. A signature for the charges at the desk, and we were gone.
It was another half hour to the airport in question, a smaller municipal place outside of Madrid proper. It only took a few minutes of haggling to get the pilot, an Italian, to abandon the exec for the next 48 hours. By haggling, I mean I offered the guy $5,000 in cash, with $10,000 more upon landing in Miami, and told him that with his accent, he wouldn't be spending the night alone unless he wanted to. He'd still be able to collect his executive fare as well, so this would be additional profit.
Just over 12 hours later, we touched down in Miami. A PBE SUV was waiting for us, and we got inside to find out that we'd be waiting another half hour for some operators coming in from Rio to land. While we waited, I was on the phone, trying to figure out where my plane was.
It turned out that PBE's AC-47, an old DC-3 that we'd picked up in Iran and upgraded the hell out of, was currently sitting in a hangar in India, along with a very, very pissed-off flight crew. Our single most valuable non-meat asset wouldn't be involved in this operation, not even as backup. Granted, raining fire from 3,000 feet into a compound that has hostages isn't the best way to get them out alive, but it's still a nice thing to have.
OK, so why do I need to be here? I can't do grunt work anymore, I'm barely up to walking a few miles and still being able to stand the next day.
We all got back to the Chateau by 1900. I'd seen our base full of people before, but we'd never been all called back like this. It wasn't a case of the normal staff plus a bunch of guests, these were all shooters. Nearly two hundred legit grunts, plus pilots, drivers, mechanics, and gunsmiths. Whatever was going on, it was certainly not going to stop after the sacking of one Florida Keys villa, that much was obvious.
I dropped my gear off at my quarters, grabbed my rifle from the armory, and headed to the chow hall. Kahlan and I had cleared out the meager amount of snack food that was on the charter plane, and PBE doesn't do drive-through orders from a fast-food joint. Or, at least, I was headed to the chow hall, an overhead announcement came through that everyone was ordered to head to the theater for a initial briefing, which would be followed by specialized briefings for various teams.
We all piled into the theater, nearly 300 personnel, about 275 of whom were carrying rifles. That we were on high alert had gone without saying, and because none of us knew what to expect, everyone who was authorized to had grabbed their rifles and was carrying hot. Normally, a family reunion like this would be a party, and the place would be full of laughter and smiles. This time, no one was laughing, and no one smiled.
It was an intimidating sight.
"Gentlemen, as you've all been told, Revived and Wombat, a probational operator, were attacked two days ago. Also a non-PBE guy named Sonny was kiled. He'd been doing some UC work for us, but we can get more of those without much trouble.
"From the information we've gathered, it appears that Revived is still alive, although the enemy has removed his tag. Wombat appears to be KIA. We've got a close enough trace on their location that we know they were, up until recently, in a certain villa. We don't really know who's behind this, but they just fucked with the wrong people. Their time on earth is nearly over, we're going to take down this entire group.
"We're going to split you up into five groups, one of which will be tasked with recovering Revived. The other four will be tasked with hitting the rest of the group that's behind this. We know that it's not a small-time gang of swamp rats, they've been promoting themselves as the guys are tough enough to have captured a PBE employee.
"Yeah, you heard that right. These shitstains are using Revived to put themselves on the radar. Well, we picked up the blip, and we're going to make them regret it. All right, that's enough for tonight. As you leave, stop by the mess hall, get some food, say "hi" to your friends, and find your newly-assigned platoons. PBE is officially at war."
I hate sad homecomings. The Chateau's always been an interesting place. For the first few years, while the company was pretty small, it had some empty parts, but when folks came "home", they'd get welcomed back, and we were a really tight family. As we grew, it stayed really tight, much like other elite units around the world. This time, however, we were back not because we were done fighting and it was time to relax, but because we were about to start a small war.
Not to mention that even if this went perfectly, we were still going to have to bury one of our own. He might have been a FNG, but he was still [i]our[/i] FNG, and the guys Wombat came through selection with were taking it pretty hard.
Regardless, it was good to see some old friends. The command staff and I had been working together for a decade now, and some of us had known each other for nearly 20 years. Before long, quiet laughter could be heard, and that was a good sign.
As we ate, the command staff was going from table to table, handing out envelopes. They contained our team assignments, and I was glad to see that they'd assigned us in a relatively logical fashion. We were going in by squad.
PBE normally runs teams of four, bigger assignments will get squads of eight, or multiple squads as needed. Squads get assigned to missions based on a lot of different factors, but outside of death and retirement, they generally keep the same guys. It makes for better unit cohesion when guys are familiar with each other. Support staff, like pilots, mechanics, cooks, etc, get assigned to whatever squad needs us.
No sense in paying a five-man flight crew sit on the runway while a squad halfway around the world goes without air support.
Anyways, since my plane was halfway around the world, I was being assigned to a helicopter as a door gunner. I'm not even remotely qualified to actually pilot a helo, but apparently that doesn't prevent me from sitting in the back with a belt-fed MG and covering the medics. If we get shot down, of course, I'll be about as useful as the guy we're extracting.
The basic plan was to send in two squads (16 shooters) by Zodiac, with the helo on station to get Revived out once he was found and freed. Once he was in the helo, one of the squads would exfil on the bird while the other would check for survivors, grab anything shiny that might tell us who these assholes are, then level the place and leave via boat. Additionally, a sniper team would be inserted on a small island offshore, and would get picked up by the exfil boats.
Who the fuck wrote this thing up? Shit, it's like five times as complicated as the standard "Kill everyone we don't know, then leave" plans we normally have. Those are solid plans, not this chess game shit.
I am a pilot. I fly in a line from place to place, occasionally making wide circles around things that need to die, or deftly flying past things that I shouldn't fly into. I have never really understood how the troopers can keep a complicated plan, complete with single-use code phrases, in their heads while they're getting shot at. More than I could ever do, anyways, but we all have things that we specialize in.
The op was set to start at 0400, so I went back to my quarters. "If possible, sleep" is one of those rules of war that no one ever talks about, but everyone who's ever been on an actual operation knows. An hour here, two hours there, and it's better than caffeine ever could be.
I got up around midnight, and by 0300, I was sitting in a helicopter in full body armor, with an M-60 on my lap, sweating my balls off because it was still 85 degrees with 85% humidity. I looked over, and both Bushwacker and Echo0Sierra had the exact same expression on their faces as I did. Nothing's more fun than the waiting game. Even worse was that none of us really had anything to say.
Seriously, fuck Florida. Oh, I know it's His Madness' adopted home, and it ain't a bad place to live, past the annual "God hates us all" hurricane season, but it's still a shitty place to fight a war. It's hot, it's humid, and it's fucking crawling with civilians. Not one of them is unaware of who PBE is, of course. If we do this wrong, it'll be all over the news before we even get back to the Chateau.
The radio crackled at 0315. The Zodiacs were five miles out, so we took off to play the next round of the waiting game, orbiting a random spot in the ocean and waiting for the good news. Ten minutes later, the second Zodiac dropped the snipers off at the small offshore island, and they immediately started an overwatch on the structure.
"Base, we're in position. Winds are light but steeady, and the building is lit up like a Christmas tree. The compound's got some lighting, but it's spotty, looks like their genset's not up to lighting interior and the exterior at the same time. Should be great for infiltration. Oh, and the guards are lazy as fuck. They're just standing around, but they're not watching their sectors. Standard weapons, nothing fancy, but there are a lot of cars in the lot."
"Copy, Swissguy. Stand by for the shooting to start. You're clear to kill everything you see once that happens."
"Copy that."
BTDT was taking personal command of this op, which meant that everything would go smoothly, so long as we didn't mess up too badly. He'd been there and done that enough that most contingencies had been planned for.
The man's getting old, though. He'd have his stars if he'd stayed in the .mil Damnit, he's only four years older than me. I'm getting old, too.
"Not yet." I muttered. Just loud enough to get picked up on the microphones we all wore.
"Not yet?" BTDT said angrly. "Get the fuck off comms, Soren. Green team GO! Blue team GO!"
Bushwacker reached over and punched the side of my helmet. You dumbass, he mouthed. I grimaced, I'd catch hell for that when we all got back. I have a push-to-talk button on the flight yoke, I can, and do, rant and rave while I'm flying without anybody knowing, but apparently the helo mics are always on.
The two entry teams had been practicing in a shoot house in a relatively part of the Chateau. PBE uses shoot houses in a way that makes most SWAT teams jealous, mostly because we don't really care if we light it on fire while we're practicing. We've torched them more than once, often just because HM wants a team to practice shooting in a burning building.
Practice, however, pays off. The opfor may have known the layout of their compound, but so did we. BTDT and his teams had crept to within scant feet of the fence, and once the command to attack was given, were over the fence in seconds.
They dispatched the first sentries with short bursts from their rifles, and Swissguy smoked the only guy that had been standin on the roof, then started watching the second-story windows, hoping someone would stop look look out at the ocean. The entry teams swiftly moved to the target buildings, setting charges on the vehicles they passed, and stacked up outside the main entry doors, and set small breaching charges.
While the op had been "quiet" so far, there's no way to be quiet while running inside a house, so the teams would enter with charges, kill everyone they didn't recognize, and hopefully find Revived alive. There wasn't any concern about damaging the building, we'd level it anyways.
I didn't get to see exactly what happened, but apparently they hadn't been expecting us. Not only had they not been expecting us, they'd been so not expecting us that they'd decided to have some friends over for dinner. While over a dozen men had been expected, there were nearly three dozen men, the majority of whom were wearing nice clothes that marked them as foreigners from all over the world.
I'm told that BTDT, upon entering through the shattered door and seeing the crowd, had simply ducked and fired his M203 into the far wall. The resultant explosion blew a hole threw it, and had the side effect of injuring half the crowd, which the fire team then mowed down.
Revived was found in the basement, as expected, and alive, which we had only been hoping. No one was really sure how "alive" he'd be, since we'd only heard rumors that he was alive. He was relatively fine, the beatings had apparently stopped soon after he'd been captured, although his arm had been broken pretty badly. Once he saw the rescuers, apparently he'd said something incoherent about sleeping angels, asked for a weapon, then collapsed.
The actual combat phase of the operation had taken just 13 minutes. We'd started flying in the instant we heard Revived was alive, and got to the LZ just seconds after the entry team did. Bushwacker and Echo ran out, strapped him to a stretcher board, and carried him back the the chopper, then the entry team fell back to the chopper by twos and we started the short flight home.
Considering I flew home from Madrid in the early morning yesterday, this seems really anti-climactic. I haven't even gotten to shoot anything, not even a pod of dolphins from the helicopter.
The radio crackled again. The boat team had finished loading computers, valuables, and Wombat's body into the Zodiacs, and were about to blow the place. We'd bury Wombat tomorrow, with as much formality as we buried anyone. Tonight, however, was to be a solemn night, and it'd be a few days before we got any solid data from the computers.
It wasn't our job to hide the bodies, although I didn't really want to know how much that would cost. Things were about to get very interesting. I was right about one thing, though: News reports of the demolition of the villa did make it on the air before the boat teams got back, but initial reports were indicating that an explosion had occured when a generator malfunctioned.
I was able to visit Revived in the infirmary the next morning, although he was still sleeping. Echo'd doped him up pretty good, and his arm was in a cast all the way up to his shoulder.
"Someone's gonna pay for this," I told him, even though he couldn't hear me.
I don't know who you are, but Payback is coming your way.

23 March 2011

Dancing (a deleted scene)

(This got cut out of "Rock and Roll", mostly because it didn't really fit the storyline. Had a lot of fun writing it, though, so I figured I'd post it as a one-off.)

I love a good night out on the town. It's always fun to watch people who have no idea what they're doing in life try to manipulate guys who have seen and done it all. We drove a PBE-marked SUV to the front door of one of the nicest nightclubs in the city. The steak was delicious, cooked to perfection, the milkshake was spectacular, and the ladies were beautiful. And young.
"Oh my God, are you guys with Payback Enterprises? Oh my God, this is so amazing!"

And stupid. BTDT winked at me.

I've got to start this, or BTDT's going to win tonight's bet.

"Ask her to dance, Balci."

The girl started babbling again.

"Balci. That's a cool name! Where are you from? Do you want to dance with me?"

Let's be honest. PBE gets the ladies. After a while, it stopped being fun to bet on who could charm a girl the fastest, mostly because the skank factor went through the roof when we got famous. Soon enough, the bet turned into who could do something "culturally different" and still charm the girl. In Arab countries, that meant alcohol, in Europe, it meant taking her to get tacos, and in America, it meant acting like a gentleman. America girls...lack class.

"Sure, ma'am. I'll talk to the DJ, I've got a song I want to hear."

A few quiet words later, Balci passed the DJ a few bills. "Yes, that one will do fine."

Miami has never really left the 1980s. It's still a neon-lit party town, full of tropically-clad girls and guys, only with less cocaine and more MDMA. The Bangles had been replaced by another pop harlot, but the personality hadn't changed a bit.

"Shall we?"

He led the girl onto the dance floor, paused for a second, then put an arm around her waist, and grabbed her left hand. The music stopped, rare for a dance club, and a piano piece started coming over the speakers. It was a complete waste of the sound system, Mozart had never been one for throbbing bass lines.

"I thought we were going dance?"

"And we shall, my dear, we shall."

Balci led her through a waltz, in the middle of a now-empty dance floor. He'd learned to dance properly while he was an honor guard for some king before his PBE days, and there are some things the body never forgets. She'd picked it up by the end of the song, and He nodded to the DJ to play another, similar piece.

By this time, Bushwacker was either having a seizure, or laughing his ass off, either way he was rolling on the ground. The normal club patrons had stopped buying drinks, and were wondering what the hell had happened to their dance party. Another waltz started playing, and the girl clearly wanted another dance.

"HEY. OLD MAN! Put the dance music back on!"

I looked over across hall. A frat member had recovered his shock enough to realize that most of the women were watching Balci, not his muscles, and probably figured he'd make up for grace with intimidation.

"This is dance music, and the lady and I were dancing, pup. Perhaps you and your lady can do the same?"

Balci turned back to the girl, and her eyes widened. He ducked, and the frat's punch threw him off balance. Fighting is a lot like dancing, it's a thing of grace and economy of motion. None of that is learned bench-pressing a keg, and from the booth, we started to smile.

"Leave, pup. You don't want to do this."

"Yes, I do."

He punched and missed, Balci punched back. Some of the kid's college-aged friends rushed in to help, four middle-aged bodyslayers in black polos jumped onto the dance floor.

"Balci, how did you manage to turn a waltz into a fucked-up version of West Side Story?"

"Pup's jealous of my dancing partner."

"This is our club, you old faggot men. Get the fuck out, before we put you in the hospital."

Balci thanked the girl for her time, and punched the kid in the face. It was on. I've always had a thing for bar brawls, the way two men fighting turns into 30, as people who've no reason to fight somehow still get involved. It's fun to watch happen, fun to start, and I'm always sober enough to talk my way out when the cops show up.

The fight cost me the bonus I got for bringing a plane back without bullet holes. Balci had officially started it, according to the manager, and while he appreciated our patronage and thanked Balci for showing the girl how to dance properly, he'd have to file charges if we didn't pay for the damage to the bar. HM raised an eyebrow, but I told him I thought it was a fair exchange, and paid the man.

The bet had been forgotten about. I suppose that means I won.

Rock and Roll, Part Six.

I woke up again to Bushwhacker and Kahlan arguing in the hallway.

"What? What's going on now?"

Bushwhacker stuck his head back inside the room.

"You're going home. To the Chateau, anyways. Your lady here..." I heard a cough "...Says we need to be careful with your leg, and we can't risk bending it. I'm trying to tell her that you'll be fine once we get you into the jet."

"Jet?"

"Private charter. Medevac back home. This area's too close to the shit to keep you here for another month, and these doctors suck. Echo's call, not mine. HM's saying the same thing, we are not going to risk anyone knowing you're here."

"Kahlan, Bushwhacker's not going to screw up my leg. Let him do his job."

"Soren, the stitches won't hold up to much strain. You need to be careful."

My wife used that same tone of voice.

"I'll be fine, Kahlan."

Bushwhacker's phone rang and he tapped his earpiece. "Yeah, copy that. ETA 15."

He shut his phone off and fished into his backpack.

"It's time, Soren."

"Good. I fucking hate hospitals. People die in these places."

Then he handed me a pistol.

"Oh, it's like that, then?"

I checked the chamber and mag, then tucked it under the blanket. I'm not a trooper, but even for a pilot, this was undignified. I'm a professional, it's just not right to be shooting from a moving hospital bed.

PAYBACK Dynamics: Art of the Tactical Bed.

"Bushie, if I have to shoot someone from a hospital bed while half-naked, it's going to be embarrassing for everyone present. You'd better defend my dignity."

"Dude, you've been shitting in a bedpan for eight days. Dignity is that thing you had, and can never get back."

"Oh, right. Just get me on the plane before I start shooting at random stuff."

There was an ambulance waiting outside. I'd actually never been in one and conscious before. Bushwhacker did a good job of getting me into the ambulance, I only wanted to shoot him once. The trip to the airport went smoothly, and we were airborne before I got to shoot at anything. Once they'd strapped me into the airplane, it wasn't long until I fell asleep again.

I woke up over the Atlantic. Bushwhacker was sleeping, and had apparently found the plane's minibar.

Good for him, he needs a day off.

"Kahlan, you awake?"

"Yes," came the reply "you up for talking? For the book?

"Yeah, it's story time."

"Mind if I record this?"

"Not really. You want I should start at the beginning?"

"Yeah, sure."

"OK, so the first job was in Best Korea. North Korea, it was back then..."

As war stories go, mine have never been the stuff of legends and medal citations, instead being the stuff of police reports and FBI investigations. I've spent a decade flying for PBE, and in that time have gotten more than my share of blood on my hands. I've killed people with rifles and pistols, I've dropped explosives on them, and even gotten personal with a knife a few times. That's excluding the kill squad that started it all.

No one really talks about the killing, we all understand that it's impossibly rare to find someone who's going to get it. The people who join up to kill people normally get killed pretty quick, they're not in it for the job, and they go off mission and get shot. A few of them have been retired, several by my hand. That sort of thing is simply impossible to explain to civilians, so no one does.

But shit, it was good to tell the story. I'll give Kahlan credit, once that tape recorder started, she only threw up once. She's seen my blood all over an airplane, but hearing me talk about the early days, when PBE worked with knives as often as gunfire, it just wasn't something she was ready for. I've never really gotten a thrill from killing the way a few of the troopers do, but I enjoyed my work as a pilot, and I was very good at it.

I'd told the story of the first years when the tape recorder started clicking. That thing had been running for six hours. Kahlan wasn't looking at me directly anymore, that had stopped when I'd started talking about that clusterfuck in Burma. I thought I saw the beginnings of tears in her eyes.

Shit. It doesn't look like this is going to end pleasantly.

We landed at the Chateau at dawn. Hotaru and the medical staff was there to debrief me. At least this time I had a wheelchair.

"Boss, I don't know if I'll be back on active duty very soon."

"Oh, that's fine, Soren," Hotaru was wearing that grin of his. "Once Echo's got you back on your feet, several of the training cadre have offered their rehabilitation services. They feel they can accelerate the healing process if they take shifts."

"How nice of them."

"Only the best, company motto. Miss, how is the research for your book going?"

Kahlan coughed. "Well, I think I've got plenty of raw data, the trick will be telling the story. I should have a manuscript in a few weeks."

"Wonderful. I'm looking forward to it. In the mean time, feel free to spend some time talking to Soren, who's off active duty for a while."

She walked into my quarters a few hours later.

"Your boss wants..." She began.

"Wants us to end up together." I cut her off. "I know, and while I don't know why, I know he's pushing it. Fuck. This. Shit."

"What?"

"Look, you're a nice lady, so I'll be honest. I'm getting older, but I'm not going to retire for another decade. You know as well as anyone what I do for a living, and why I keep doing it. You're a nice lady, but being a family man was a dream I gave up over a decade ago, and I don't know if you're going to be OK with living with a merc. It's not for everyone, you know that."

"Soren...why did you say that? You just shut me down and locked me out, didn't even give me a chance to tell you what I thought. Do you do that to everyone?"

"Just the ones I like."

She laughed. Not a cynical laugh, either, but an honest-to-God laugh, something born of amusement.

"You never did learn anything, did you? I've seen you at your very worst, heard you talk about darker days than I've ever read in a novel. But you know what I saw? I didn't see the stone-cold killer you are when you have to be, I saw the nice guy you are when you're off the clock. Soren, you're a good man, who just happens to be paid to do horrific things to people.

"Soren, You've spent a decade killing people, or helping other folks kill people, and you're still that awkwardly-nice guy that I knew back in college. You're in the shit, but you don't smell like it. For all you've done, you haven't let it corrupt you. There are dogs in that yard out there that are going to have to be put down one day. You know that, and it still bothers you. You don't mind the killing, but you hate that it has to be done.

"I listened to you talk for six hours about a job you hate, but one you do because you won't trust anyone else to do it right. Back in college, no one understood that. You'd even state it, but no one got it. I get it now."

"Kahlan," I held up a hand. "Do you know,"

"Shut the fuck up, Soren, before you disappear for another decade of my life."

"What?"

She kissed my hand, then gave me a hug.

"Soren, we both know who we are," she said into my shoulder. "Let's see where this goes. Get back on your feet, take some time off, and show me the world. Remember how I wanted to travel?"

"Yes, ma'am."

The End.

Rock and Roll, Part Five

"Troll Six Actual for Chateau Actual, over."

PanamaJack had been placed in charge of the combined team, which had been dubbed Troll Squad.

"Chateau Actual here. You're doing what exactly?"

"We think the Islamists will come here to bury themselves in the toughest bunker in the country, so we gonna, ya know, walk in and kill everyone inside after we've killed everyone outside."

"I said exactly, shithead."

"Blow the power lines, snipe the guards, hope the mortar teams don't find us in time, spook the guard and staff buildings, and generally cause chaos until everyone outside is dead. After that, find a vehicle, drive it down the tunnel, and politely ask them to open up."

"You have sixteen men. There are over one hundred guards at that installation, an unknown number of possibly-armed non-military personnel, and you are in hostile territory."

"We have sixteen men who can hit at a half-kilometer, and we're going to hit them from two sides and the barracks at the same time. There won't be anyone alive."

"Operational command is yours. Make the call, and don't forget that you have to be alive to get paid."

"We're going in tomorrow night at nightfall. Send everyone you can possibly send our way to help us out."

"We'll do what we can. Vendimus Mortem."

"Go ahead and fuck up their shit."

The reason they waited a day was to get snipers in position. The Americans had just taken Shahin Shar, and it was hoped that the Iranians would be too distracted by the Americans to notice a single van that had been parked on the other side of the mountains from the base.

Two hours after the call went out, a pair of UH-1 Hueys took off from an airfield outside Baghdad. Each bird had two pilots and six ice-eyed men in the back. They flew below the hills, hiding from the radar. Three hours later, they landed on a long, cratered airstrip just north of Shahin Shahr. The Americans had bombed the strip itself, then stationed a small Army detachment there to provide support for helicopter operations.

PBE has a surprising relationship with the United States Military. On one hand, we exist outside the chain of command, we don't even read their ROE, we don't take prisoners without charging extra, and we don't normally get along with anyone who bleeds flag colors. On the other hand, we often make magical phone calls to men wearing stars on their shoulders, and gates are opened, records are erased, and we walk past doors marked "Do not enter."

Within short order, the helicopters had been refueled, and some more phone calls were made. One was to HQ, telling the Boss that the QRF was in position. Another was to PJ, telling him the same thing. A third went to the local radio station, requesting Lady Gaga be played, and yet another, placed in fluent Farsi, asked a local man if he had Sheik Albert in a can.

The local food delivery service, sadly, had been destroyed during the invasion.

In Kandahar, a heavily-armed C-47 was fueled, and the crew ate a quick meal, preparing to sprint to the runway the instant the call came through. The holes in the fuselage had not been repaired, there would be time for cosmetic repairs another day.

In the dusty hills outside the Natanz Nuclear enrichment facility, four two-man teams got into position and began to wait, laying nearly motionless under dusty tan camo netting, sipping water and hoping they didn't get seen until it was time to start shooting.

In a regular military, if one was told to assault a facility that had 27 machine gun emplacements, an unknown number of mortar emplacements, an unknown number of heavy weapons kept inside buildings, and only had 16 men to assault the place with, they'd laugh nervously and refuse the mission. In a superpower's military, they'd soften the place up with artillery or airstrikes.

PBE just starts shooting. We're not going to pass up opportunities to complete the mission just because we're outnumbered. It's amazing what accurate long-range fire can do to even the odds.

The lead sniper on this mission was Jasta, a Canadian guy who'd joined up a few years back. He was amazing at long ranges, and had become PBE's top sniper when Swissguy had transfered to full-time training. He'd been tasked with coordinating the sniping attacks, and the instant the sun hit the horizon, he told the snipers glassing the gate to start.

The first rounds went downrange almost simultaneously, sailed through the windows of the guard huts without appreciably deflecting, and smashed into the chests of the two men who'd been distractedly discussing the progress of the war.

As soon as they went down, Jasta clicked the radio once, and the rest of the snipers opened up. The four teams had roughly encircled the eastern half of the facility, leaving the western approach where the assault team was waiting untouched. The snipers made quick work of the guards who'd been manning the towers, then went to work on the guards manning the weapons. At 500 yards, it was better to hit the guy with binoculars than the guy with the gun, because the guy with the gun couldn't see shit.

15 seconds after the first shot, a series of charges detonated, knocking over the first four high-tension powerlines leading into the facility. It was obvious that they'd have onsite power generation, but that wouldn't be able to power everything.

Standard assault doctrine is to weaken the approach side, and the flanks so that reinforcements will be slow in coming. A side benefit of that is that an untouched side will generally not be reinforced, which is why PJ's team had started low-crawling towards the wire the instant the lights went out. They stopped 50 meters short of the fenceline, breathing dirt and keeping grenade launchers aimed at the weapons emplacements.

The guards piled out of several different buildings and began to move towards the eastern side of the base. They started taking fire immediately, the snipers knew that it was easier to hit men running towards the fence than the men ducking behind walls, and they also knew the importance of disrupting the reinforcements as much as possible.

The radio crackled, informing PanamaJack that air support was 30 seconds out. The choppers were hiding just behind the mountain, waiting for the Spooky to blow the big stuff up before the air assault guys came in. And that's when everything went wrong.

One of the snipers saw it first, a column of dust snaking it's way up the desert towards the facility. Towards an already-outnumbered squad of mercs trying to shoot their way into a fortified compound.

"Fuck, we've got incoming!"

"OK, Cobra: check it out! Entry team: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!"

Six 40-mm grenades were launched almost instantly, destroying the two closest gun emplacements, as well as the watch towers and the small huts next to them. The barbed wire took four more grenades to clear a small path through, and then it became a standard street-to-street operation. During the day, that would have been dicey, but at night with most of the lights out, the PBE troopers were as gods among children.

"PJ! Jasta, the column's the fucking Americans! They're telling us to abort the operation immediately!"

"What? We're in a fucking firefight, tell them we'll stop when we're not getting shot at!"

"They're pissed!"

"So am I! Payback, stay put, but do NOT let yourself get shot."

Four minutes, the Americans reached the front gate and officially joined the fight. Nothing PBE troopers carry has quite the effect of Abrams-mounted M2 machine guns, so once they started shooting, our troopers dove for cover and stayed down.

"PJ, Cobra here. I've told the Americans your location, they're ordering us to stand down and approach the column."

"Fuckers. All right, tell them we're in. Do not let them shoot at us. Jasta, get your men in here, we're done for the day."

It can't be said that the Americans aren't good in a fight. They tore through the remaining defenders with a ferocity rarely seen on the battlefield, and they moved with incredible coordination. These were definitely not the rank-and-file grunts we'd seen in action in Chile a few years before.

"Payback? Who the fuck's in charge of you assholes?"

However, it didn't seem their attitudes had improved any.

PJ stepped forward. "Technically, Colonel, I am in charge of this operation. At least until His Madness releases me from command."

"Ok, get your boys out of here. You're not authorized..." Some of the troopers laughed "...to be assaulting this facility."

"Our contract reads..."

"If you don't get the fuck out of here, your contract will be canceled and your boys will be listed KIA. You arrogant mercs, you think you can just waltz in and out of our combat zone, doing anything you like? You guys are thugs in polo shirts, nothing but the latest generation of thugs and contract killers."

"Well, Colonel, we're sorry that we didn't leave enough combat for you. I'll have a chat with my boss, and we'll clear out."

"You've got fifteen minutes."

PanamaJack walked around the corner and fished his satellite phone out of his backpack.

"Hotaru, what the fuck's going on?"

"Officially, the contract is being listed as fulfilled, but unofficially, the Americans are so pissed they can barely talk. Apparently, they're shitting themselves that the press might find out and/or the durkas might have a failsafe in there. They want this place intact, and they damn sure don't want us taking it for them."

"We're getting paid, right?"

"That's still under discussion."

"Paid or Payback, we're coming home."